Personalized Penis Ruler - Funny Adult Gag Gift
Personalized Penis Ruler - Funny Adult Gag Gift - Size matters — or maybe it doesn't. This personalized penis ruler makes a funny adult gag gift for bachelor parties, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, or anyone with a good sense of humor. Personalized with a name to create [NAME]'S OFFICIAL MEASURING STICK, it's a one-of-a-kind gift made especially for the recipient.
- Measures up to 8 inches. If you require an XL size, please contact us.
- Ruler dimensions: 8 x 1.5 inch.
- Choose SIZE MATTERS or SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.
- Personalized with recipients name as [NAME]'S OFFICIAL MEASURING STICK.
- Features permanently engraved inch and centimeter measuring marks.
- Made from sturdy UV-stabilized 1/8 inch laminated acrylic plastic with engraved personalization.
- No inks are used; not painted or printed.
- Choose from 9 colors.
- Fun personalized adult gift for bachelor parties, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, gag gifts, and other humorous occasions.
- Each ruler is individually custom made to order. Made in USA.
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